December 2011
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
When random people try to sell you shit
Nothing Personal.: ask me guyyyys :') →
legalizelife:
1. What is your best friend’s name? 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? 3. What are you listening to right now? 4. Whats your favorite number? 5. What was the last thing you ate? 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? 7. How is the weather right now? 8. Who was the last person…
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
Watchrealcertified:
gabbiilove:
Le Fack!
O.O shit got real.
BITCHES GOT BAAAAARSSSSS!
BARS!
"Teasing" is my favorite kind of flirting.
brighterbright:
I will tease you all night long.
I mean what
Police officer: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: my parents found my blog please come quick.
SEND ME A NUMBER. LAST TIME. →
edibles:
Height:
Virgin?
Shoe Size:
Sexual Orientation:
Do you Smoke?
Do you Drink?
Do you Take Drugs?
Age you get mistaken for:
Have Tattoos?
Want any tattoos
Got any Piercings?
Want any piercings?
Best friend?
Relationship status:
Biggest turn ons:
Biggest turn offs:
Favorite Movie:
I’ll love you if:
Someone you miss:
Most traumatic experience:
A fact about your...
Better looking people will always be treated...
kyst808:
raysofthesun:
sadly, i believe this is true…
^agreed..
What's the difference between tumblr and a...
priestmisha:
A restaurant has servers that work.
Walking with new clothes
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
If I ever find my celebrity crush's house →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
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Watchdickandtits:
fuckyeahfamousblackgirls:
Shit black single moms say
lmfaooo. soo fucking turee// im dying!
Watchughyoubatch:
yourbroham:
lmao forever funny
omg
gogogo →
1) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
2) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
3) Who did you last say “I love you” to?
4) Do you regret anything?
5) Do you have nicknames? If so, what are they?
6) Are you a boy or girl?
7)Are you insecure?
8) What is your relationship status?
9) How do you want to die?
10) What did you last eat?
11) Played any sports?
12) Do you bite your...
See what your followers think of you.
eye-reen:
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
When attractive people make ugly faces it just...
But when I make an ugly face; it’s like:
l m f a o .
